Comments on: Nessie Turns 75 Life is tacky. Deal with it! Tue, 04 Nov 2014 21:24:02 +0000 hourly 1 By: Nicholas Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:02:03 +0000 Nessie doesn’t exist! I’d stake everything I own on that! However……… you’ll be pleased to know that just in case she (or he) does exist, Nessie is protected by law. This is to prevent some moron with a harpoon or spear gun trying to claim it as a trophy — if it’s real!