The Great Obama Pledge – What Do You Pledge?

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Liberals are pledging their soul and allegiance to Obama.  As for me…..

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all.”

Please stand by for the biggest pile of papa cow excrement ever created.  It is the disgusting.  You may need a barf-bag after reading it.

I have created a Facebook Group to counter the Obama-mania.

WHAT DO YOU PLEDGE?

1. I will continue to drive my gas guzzling Durango.  If I purchase another vehicle, it will be a gas-guzzling SUV.

2. I will NEVER go Green!

3.  I will wear fur.

4.  I will refused to use those cheap recycle bags at the store – and will never pay for them!

5.  I will be the dis-loyal opposition.

6.  I will NEVER treat Barack Obama as badly as the liberals have treated George W. Bush.

7.  I will pray for the salvation of Barack and Michelle Obama.  I will pray for their safety.

8.  I will do everything in my power to see that, on January 20, 2013 at noon, Sarah Palin is inaugurated President of the United States of America!


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