The Pink Flamingo

“The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin,
the more star systems will slip through your fingers.”  Princess Leia (AKA Sarah Palin)

It’s just a matter of time before The One (anointed) blows it – in front of the whole world.  We all know he is a lazy, incompetent, lout, who can’t speek without a prompter.  One of these days the rest of the “civilized” world may even realize it.  Nah, it won’t be too late.  While the MSM is in the tank for him, I refuse to believe the American People are as stupid as the idiots in Venezuela who voted Hugo Chavez President for Life.

The Pink Flamingo remembers Jimmy Carter.  He was treated as the conquering hero, a breath of fresh air, hopeinchange.  Everything was Georgia Redneck.  He could do no wrong.  He was just like The One (anointed) until reality set in. The rest is history.  History is cyclical.  Just wait.

Then there are the ethics.  Oh how much fun.

The past few days, The Pink Flamingo has been a bit blue.  Seriously, Barack Obama, the Dems in the House and Senate, and the MSM will make any thinking person seriously consider that new pill to erase bad memories Drudge is reporting.

Well, The Pink Flamingo has had a change of heart, or maybe she’s just bi-polar giddy for getting the re-decorated dining room put to “rights”.  Could be that, or it could be the realization that there are certain laws of nature which cannot be broken.  At this point The Pink Flamingo must admit that she barely crawled out of 9th grade physical science.

But -there are a few things that stuck, like the oldie goldie from Sir Issac Newton’s Third Law of Motion:

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

To put it in terms for dummies and Democrats:

What goes up must come down.

Or the way I defined gravity to a group of 3rd graders:  Gravity is like the Force in Star Wars.  It is that which binds the galaxy together.  Currently there is a disturbance in the Force as the Dark Side is attempting to over-run the Light Side of the Force. Contrary to popular Democratic mythology, Dick Cheney is NOT Darth Vader, but is Obi Wan Kenobi.  It is also quite obvious Sarah Palin is Princes Leia.  If you remember your post Return of the Jedi mythology, Princess Leia ends up as the President of the restored Republic.   (That works for me).

If you are the Trekkie that I am, you might want to wax philosophical in the fact that the needs of the many outweight the needs of the few.  In other words, the needs of the majority in the House and the Senate outweight the needs of the minority.

So far, The One (anointed) has insulted the UK.  He’s heading to Canada.  Wonder what mischief he can make north of the border?  How long will it take him to screw up NAFTA?

Then there is the Obama humility when dealing with his new role in life.  So what if he cost the American taxpayer a good three hundred thousand bucks to take Michelle out to Oprah’s favorite eatery on Valentine’s Day.  What ever Michelle wants, including a hundred thou make-over for the family quarters in the White House, Michelle gets.  After all, The One (anointed) only wants his job to be 9ish to 5ish, on even numbered days of the month.

He’s bored.  He hits the road promoting the Porkulius package.  Thing is, he’s campaigning on the tax-payer’s dime to basically promote himself.  He’s costing us a heck of a lot of money, but that’s okay, he’s THE ONE!  He stays at TOP resorts, charging his stay to us.

“…The presidential suites at the Montelucia go for $3,000 to $4,000 per night, and the resort was fully booked Tuesday night with Obama’s entourage and other guests. The president might help to get some bills paid. O-bam-a!…”

It’s not about governing, it’s about looking good, sounding good, and being the world’s most important super-star!  It gives him time for rest and recreation as he terrifies the nation into abject depression.

(sigh) You may now see why I’m learning to just sit back and enjoy the very expensive Barack & Michelle Superstar Road Show.  But,  you might want to think about why the Obama “State Department” congratulated the people of Venezuela for making Chavez a dictator for life.  Scary, isn’t it?

He must be scripted at all times. One of these days he is going to get off script and it is going to be sooo much fun!

“…One wouldn’t know it from reading the Washington Post or New York Times, but some inside the White House don’t think that President Barack Obama hit a home run with his first national press conference last week. “It looked scripted beyond the scripted part, the speech,” says one former communications adviser, who has been feeding notes and suggestions to the White House team and worked with them on the inauguration. ….. To that end, he says, the White House is looking to install a small video or computer screen into the podium used by the president for press conferences and events in the White House. “It would make it easier for the comms guys to pass along information without being obvious about it,” says the adviser. The screen would indicate whom to call on, seat placement for journalists, pass along notes or points to hit, and so forth, says the adviser….”

And then there is Islam.  According to the new Sec of State, Obama wants to restore the image of the US in the Islamic World.  Oye.

Remember, what goes up must come down – with a sickening thud.

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