The Michelle O Fashion Victim Files – (Ongoing)

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The American First Lady Wore #@*^
The First Lady of France Wore Dior

Would someone PLEASE help this poor woman?  Who is dressing her? Please, tell me she isn’t doing this herself.  If her taste in fashion is any example of her actual taste, and she’s redecorating the White House – pray.

The saddest thing about being a victim of a fashion crime is the fact that Michelle O is beautiful.  She has a great figure, is tall, and could be a knock-out.  Instead, she is a strike-out.

The most pathetic part of this is her costume jewelry or lack there of.  I don’t know if she is trying to make a political statement by not wearing any or doesn’t have any decent jewelry.  But, she could be highlighting the creations of Native American artists.  She could be wearing stunning one of a kind pieces by African American artists.

Strange, isn’t it?

The Ultimate Fashion Victim
The Ultimate Fashion Victim

“…News just in for all those who are interested: Mrs O’s coat and dress are by Thakoon Panichgul, a Thai-born designer who grew up in the States. His label Thakoon launched in 2004, and he is one of Michelle’s favourite designers. Carla Bruni-Sarkozy’s coat is by Dior, as suspected….”

Someone Actually Designed This Mess?
Someone Actually Designed This Mess?

It gets worse.  The other night she wore a beautiful dress – one of the best I’ve seen her wear – then topped it off with …. I just can’t handle it.

Lose the Fake Pearls - Quick!
Lose the Fake Pearls - Quick!

It only gets worse.

Can You Imagine How Bad the White House Will Look After Michelle O Gets Finished?
Can You Imagine How Bad the White House Will Look After Michelle O Gets Finished?

I just want to run screaming – ……………….NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

If Michelle O could leave well enough alone, like ditching that “sweater” she wore to meet the Queen, she would be fine.  The after-ward, the skirt and blouse is the best thing I’ve seen her wear – to date. But – would some please tell the poor thing to dump the pearls.  We know she has them.  They were Barbara Bush’s trademark.  The outfit would have been great – with jet or onyx beads.

I’m beginning to wonder if Michelle O isn’t trying to make an “unfashion” statement by wearing junk jewelry.  It’s fine for a Senator’s wife, but when you are the First Lady of the United States, and are attempting to make a fashion statement, if you don’t have the real stuff, don’t wear any jewelry.  It would look much better.

Finally - Michelle O Wears Something That Looks Decent
Finally - Michelle O Wears Something That Looks Decent

The poor thing is no fashion icon.  She is a walking billboard of what not to wear.  It’s rather pathetic. Maybe she does have “good taste” that is latent, and is listening to the advise of others (Oprah?). If so, she needs to give them their walking papers.

Let’s be honest, this woman could be elegant if she would stop trying to make a statement when she doesn’t speak the language.

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2 thoughts on “The Michelle O Fashion Victim Files – (Ongoing)

  1. I disagree. She can wear or not wear whatever she wants. There are more important things happening in the world. For example there are people who can’t afford to buy clothes. The world is in trouble. I have seen and heard more about clothes than what actually happend in the G2o summit. That’s what care about and want to know about. Don’t get me wrong I like fashion but when the news talks more about clothes than business there’s a serious problem. There are people living tents and shelters the US and around the world. I know what what she wore I liked most of it. Alot of people don’t want to see expensive jewelry when they are on food stamps.

  2. FYI, Thakoon is all the rage right now and is considered one of the best designers of his generation.

    That being said, I guess this commentary shouldn’t be taken too seriously considering the author has penciled on eyebrows…

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