Ronald Rumsfeld Reagan Reidhead is absolutely furious that Bo Obama has inked a book deal so quickly after “officially” moving into the White House two days previous.
Rumsfeld feels something suspicious is going on here. Bo Obama is only about 6 months old and can’t possibly know what is required in writing a book. Having provided assistance and ghost author-ship for his mother for several books, Rums knows what is required in writing a book. He has been blogging with his mother for his entire life, and is highly suspicious about the whole Bo’s book deal.
Something stinks and it isn’t the dirty cat box!
And what about Barney Bush? Where is his book deal? He spent 8 years running the White House for his dad. Why isn’t he being offered a seven rawhide chew book deal? Is Barney nothing but chopped kitty litter?
Something very strange is going on here when a little puppy, having only spent two days piddling around the White House gets his very own book. He knows nothing nothing about his new family, or living in the White House. Barney is a seasoned pro.
Like Rumsfeld has repeatedly said, something stinks here and it isn’t the dirty litter box!