Rumsfeld Furious About Bo’s Book Deal

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Ronald Rumsfeld Reagan Reidhead is absolutely furious that Bo Obama has inked a book deal so quickly after “officially” moving into the White House two days previous.

Inquiring Poodles Want to Know!
Inquiring Poodles Want to Know!

Rumsfeld feels something suspicious is going on here.  Bo Obama is only about 6 months old and can’t possibly know what is required in writing a book.  Having provided assistance and ghost author-ship for his mother for several books, Rums knows what is required in writing a book.  He has been blogging with his mother for his entire life, and is highly suspicious about the whole Bo’s book deal.

Something stinks and it isn’t the dirty cat box!

And what about Barney Bush?  Where is his book deal?  He spent 8 years running the White House for  his dad. Why isn’t he being offered a seven rawhide chew book deal?  Is Barney nothing but chopped kitty litter?

Barney and His Dad
Barney and His Dad

Something very strange is going on here when a little puppy, having only spent two days piddling around the White House gets his very own book.  He knows nothing nothing about his new family, or living in the White House.  Barney is a seasoned pro.

Like Rumsfeld has repeatedly said, something stinks here and it isn’t the dirty litter box!

Barney Bush – the Seasoned Pro!

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One thought on “Rumsfeld Furious About Bo’s Book Deal

  1. Rumsfield, You sweet thing, I agree. Already giving that Bo a book deal? I think he is barking up the wrong tree & hope he mistakes obama’s leg for a tree. It will surely be ghost written, there are so many in the obama closet. A messiah dog? Please !! I will not drink the kool-aid!!

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