PSALM 2008-2012

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My cousin, Linda, sent this to me.

*OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.*

*HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.*

*HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.*

*HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.*

*YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,

I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.*

*OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES.*

*MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.*

*SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME

ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.*

*FROM HENCE FORTH, WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES

IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.*

*BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.*

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