BREAKING: Is It Bigfoot or (my new theory) a Wookie?

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The image was taken on October 24 by a game camera in Minnesota.  The guys who took it are “not all that into bigfoot”.  The photo has lead The Pink Flamingo to reassess her current theories about bigfoot.  I think we are dealing with an invasion of Wookies!  Let’s face it, the whole idea of bigfoot, Wookies, and UFOs just makes sense.  The Wookies are invading planet Earth on UFOs and pretending to be bigfoots (bigfeet?).

Loren Coleman has more.

200912101210-bigfoot-picture-copy_ANXAFrankly, I think The Pink Flamingo’s new working theory is just as viable as anything else.  I rather like the Wookie angle because it would point to the possibility of Han Solo buzzing around out there.  Of course with my luck I’d be abducted by Jobba the Hutt instead of Han Solo.

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Then again, the excuse Ted Kedrowski gives for not revealing the photo until now rings true, if you’ve ever had to deal with men who hunt deer.

“…Ted Kedrowski told the Pioneer he waited until last weekend to grant permission to publish the photo. “It was deer season and we wanted to concentrate on deer hunting, and (we) really wanted to talk to people in the area and … make sure they weren’t scamming us,” he said. “We’re not 100 percent sure, obviously. After visiting with (Sherman and Olson) we feel they’ve done a lot more investigation. That’s why we put it in their hands.”…”

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