The Pink Flamingo has a dirty little secret. I enjoy Shark Week. I even sent my niece a Happy Shark Week mug! I think having Shark Week on this very week is terribly appropriate. It gives us a break from the cruel, merciless violence in Washington and helps us put the poor little sharks into perspective.
The sharks win.
We get to compare the two entities, both of whom are known to circle the doomed shipwrecked victim, eating the life out of them. One is merciful and terminates their victim in a big gulp. The others are like Remoras. They have tiny suction cups on them, allowing them to feed on the sharks all the time – just like the politicians in DC. The only difference is that remoras are considered basically harmless.
land sharks politicians in Washington are far from helpless. They are so merciless and vicious they make sharks look good. At least sharks are allegedly mounting fatal attacks on humans and poor little seals.
The two legged sharks remind me of an old SNL skit.
That’s what we’re up against in Washington. They’re nothing but a bunch of lying land sharks, taking out innocent victims,
I don’t know about you, but The Pink Flamingo is going to be spending a heck of a lot more time watching Shark Week and ignoring the news.
I think we all realize, swimming with sharks is a heck of a lot saver and saner than what is going on over the debt ceiling madness.
At least it is more honest, and you know who the “enemy” is. In Washington right now, I suspect the whole darn bunch (with a few exceptions) are in a feeding frenzy.
Do I really need to name names?