Onward NRA Soldiers, Marching off to …?


Screen Shot 2013-05-05 at 8.13.40 PMDo you need a bra holster or a pink gun?
Do you plan to store your guns in your child’s bedroom?
Do you think that Obama is coming for your guns?
Do you think that DHS is buying up all the ammo?
Have you bought your five year old a starter rifle?
Do you think that Jesus would have packed a gun?
Do you believe in conspiracy theories?
Do you plan to march on Washington on July 4, with a loaded rifle?

If you answered yes to any one of those questions, you may just be a brain-washed member of the great NRA Cult. Yes – cult. There is no other logical explanation for the brainwashing that is going on in the ranks of the far right.

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2. A system or community of religious worship and ritual.
3. The formal means of expressing religious reverence; religious ceremony and ritual.
4. A usually nonscientific method or regimen claimed by its originator to have exclusive or exceptional power in curing a particular disease.
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b. The object of such devotion….”

They say that the liberals, the liberal press, and the fake POTUS will stop at nothing to get their guns.  It looks like the far right freaks who now control the NRA are the ones who will stop at nothing, with their continuing thinly veiled racist attacks on a POTUS who isn’t lily white. The new NRA president, Jim Porter says it’s about Obama and his revenge – against what I’m not quite sure, that is the problem.

“…“Revenge is what is motivating the president’s unremitting challenge to gun owners today,” said Jim Porter, who will formally become the group’s president on Monday. “Obama is meeting and plotting with the who’s who of the gun ban movement.”…”

Media Matters
Media Matters

Glenn Beck says he’s not going to comply with the new gun regulations.

“…“They want to fundamentally transform our country and they’ve just about finished the project,” Beck said. “They feel they must regulate us until we comply, but I will not comply.” Beck warned that if Americans allow the government to infringe upon their right to ‘bear arms’ as enshrined in the second amendment of the US Constitution, then every other right and fundamental freedom will also be lost. “The second amendment was written to protect our natural rights, and we have also the responsibility to throw off the chains of tyranny,” he claimed….”

It’s like this, if there were background checks on guns could Beck, an alleged cokehead, even qualify to be allowed to own one.  Does he even own one?

News Corpse
News Corpse

Libertarian radio host, and disgraced former Marine, Adam Kokesh wants 1000 ‘patriots’ to join him, with loaded rifles, to march on Washington, on July 4.  He wants to abolish the federal government.  I guess he’s considered a patriot by some.  The Pink Flamingo considers him a traitor.  So far, 900 idiots have sent in their RSVP.

“...On the morning of July 4, 2013, Independence Day, we will muster at the National Cemetery & at noon we will step off to march across the Memorial Bridge, down Independence Avenue, around the Capitol, the Supreme Court, & the White House, then peacefully return to Virginia across the Memorial Bridge. This is an act of civil disobedience, not a permitted event. We will march with rifles loaded & slung across our backs to put the government on notice that we will not be intimidated & cower in submission to tyranny. We are marching to mark the high water mark of government & to turn the tide. This will be a non-violent event, unless the government chooses to make it violent. Should we meet physical resistance, we will peacefully turn back, having shown that free people are not welcome in Washington, & returning with the resolve that the politicians, bureaucrats, & enforcers of the federal government will not be welcome in the land of the free….”

Kokesh plans for his open rebellion to be peaceful.  The problem with the idiots who represent the far right gun fetish patriots is that they have a bad habit of shooting themselves, because they are so damn stupid!  They won’t be violent.  They’re bullies.  They’re also craven cowards.  If someone said boo, they would shoot themselves in the feet as they run away from anyone who would challenge their stupidity.

The Pink Flamingo has been a Republican my entire life.  I consider myself a Reagan Republican.  By today’s standards, I am a raging liberal, even if my political beliefs have changed, very little.  I’ve not changed, but the far right has grown so increasingly insane, I don’t even want to be associated with it.  I’ve reached the point where I don’t even know if I can continue to call myself a Republican.  The extremists who control the party no longer reflect what I believe.  They are an embarrassment, not only to the party, but themselves.

One of the reasons The Pink Flamingo is pointing this out, is because, low and behold, there are now conservatives who have had enough of this stupidity.  In this country, a teenager who may or may not be disturbed, can be arrested for terrorism threats yet, jerks like Kokech and Ted Nugent get a pass.  Wonder why?

American Thinker
American Thinker

The Pink Flamingo was shocked to discover that Rick Moran was quite logical about the whole thing. Moran is one of the first to speak out against the idiocy.

“...Second, the professor is on to something. There was a lot of unnecessary hysteria generated on the anti-gun control side, claiming the government was going to go after anyone with a gun – eventually or in the immediate future. While there may be legitimate slippery slope arguments about what was in the bill, such fears were unfounded given the the actual legislation and what was being proposed. But if you believed the NRA and others who claimed the government was coming for your guns, it would seem logical to assume that such a move would be resisted with armed might.

The left will make a big deal out of 44% of Republicans agreeing with the statement, but since the overwhelming majority of the party opposed the recent gun control bill, we should probably be surprised it wasn’t higher.

The bottom line is that the chances for an armed revolution are extremely small because the chances of the government going gun grabbing are equally slim….”

If you read your history, you will find that only a third of the Colonists supported a war against the Brits.  Jazz Shaw is now talking some sense.

“…Showing up with a thousand (or even a few hundred) people openly carrying loaded weapons and marching toward the Capitol is not something that law enforcement is going to play around with, particularly when you announce it in advance. And they’re not going to allow the march to proceed “peacefully” either. Normally I’d write this off as a bad idea that wouldn’t gain widespread support, but the problem here is that it doesn’t need widespread support. It would really only take a few hundred really upset people to get it rolling. And even if most of them intend it to be peaceful, when the officials show up to arrest them, weapons drawn, you have the potential for disaster which Rick Moran foresees….”

When you are dealing with abject paranoia from the NRA, please, don’t expect sensible behavior.


They are out of their minds.

When do we get to overtly state that these people are unreasonable and completely brainwashed?

Think Progress
Think Progress

Their hatred for Obama is even worse that we thought it was.


You want to know how out of touch and brainwashed NRA members are? Glenn Beck was their keynote speaker.

Just one final question:  Were all FOX Tabloid News Pundits special speakers at the NRA convention, or did it just look like that?

We’re dealing with people who have completely lost touch with reality.  There’s also a competence problem with the best of them to the point where, they’re not competent to carry loaded guns.  They’re their own worst enemies.  Now, the idiots want a 1000 loaded rifle march on Washington on July 4?  They’re not competent enough to carry a loaded rifle.  The simple law of attrition, idiots with loaded guns, and the Barney Fife factor will guarantee that someone is going to get hurt.  No, it won’t be intentional.  It will be accidental.  With luck they’ll just shoot one another and not hurt reasonable and normal people.

Is it possible for gunpowder to cause homo sapiens to de-evolve by altering the DNA that allows for intelligence, reason, and thought?