Once again, we have been treated to Texas open carry at its finest. The geniuses behind Open Carry Texas decided to block a meeting of Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America. Well, they did, sort of. Of course, the punch line is in what the did when they finally finished intimidating their targets. It didn’t make the headlines. If it hadn’t been picked up by Think Progress, no one would know about the tale beyond Facebook.
In fact, one of the reasons I’m highlighting Open Carry Texas is because they are proof that evolution is not always a forward moving thing. It could explain with minions of the far right are more interested in banning the science of evolution. They are living, knuckle dragging proof that evolution is not always positive.
In Dallas, on Saturday, the local chapter of Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America met at the Blue Mesa Grill. While they were having their meeting, around 40 stalwart members of Open Carry Texas, all heavily armed with the Constitution and their guns, decided to intimidate them. This is a salient point to remember, for the punch line.
These prime examples of patriotic Americana removed their weapons from their vehicles and stood, ready to intimidate with their SWAT like positions. They scared the you know what out of the restaurant manager, who was afraid of calling the cops.
Now we get to the punch line. The geniuses behind Open Carry Texas became bored, like all spoiled little brats. Once they realized they couldn’t make trouble, they adjured their meeting and reassembled across the street – at Hooters. Even better, Hooters does not allow guns. I guess they read (if they can read) the memo from other gun groups who are trying to start a Boycott against Hooters.
There seems to be a trend of armed jerks showing up to intimidate members of Moms Demand Action. It has reached the point where some members are almost afraid to have public meetings. I think they now know how to take care of this little problems. Host their meetings near a Hooters and wait ’em out.
It is quite obvious, at least in Texas, that going naked in public (i.e – unarmed) is acceptable, as long as one is within the sacred confines of Hooters. We know know what the real priorities of those gun lovin’ Texans really are: Hooters.
Way to go guys.