Death By Poetic Justice


On Sunday, a group of ISIS terrorists were killed by evil, demonic wild hogs.

I know, considering the prohibitions against anything pork within Islam, we should first condemn the wild hogs for committing a major hate crime.  We’re talking big time hate crime.  When people here in the US even put one little strip of bacon near a mosque, they are accused of being abject monsters and receive sentences far beyond the actual scope of the crime. One must never associate pork with Islam. It is a hate crime.

Low and behold, Iraqi wild hogs did just that.  It was pure, unmitigated hate.  It is the only way to describe what happened.  Now, first, we must understand and admit that the poor wild hogs are ignorant, ill educated, and possibly ill bred creatures who did not know what they were doing.

“…A herd of wild boars became the latest group to join the fight against ISIS — killing three jihadi barbarians during a stampede this week in Iraq, according to reports.

At least eight ISIS fighters were taking cover among dense reeds in the al-Rashad region about 55 miles southwest of Kirkuk, preparing for a surprise strike on local anti-ISIS tribesmen when the hero boars charged them on Sunday, Newsweek reported.

“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told the Times of London.

Refugees attempting to flee ISIS territory came across the mangled bodies of the three dead ISIS fighters, The Telegraph reported…”

Well…. It’s like this… nanananana!

Sources state that ISIS has now declared war on wild boars.  We can hope and pray the wild boars win. I suspect such a wish could cause a person to be considered a racist.

Works for me.