300 Sandwiches

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On Wednesday, much of Manhattan was horrified at a tawdry tale of love, exploitation, an edible version of Sex and the City, and social

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The Far Right and the Dark Side of the Force

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Please, forgive The Pink Flamingo for getting a little crazed.  I know I’m mixing metaphors, so to speak, but there are times when being

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Who Am I?

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I am a kindergarten drop-out. Lately, The Pink Flamingo has been getting question about who I am.  You can find a bit of information

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Totalitarian Conservatives Will Ruin the GOP

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We all know a government shut-down will do great harm to the GOP. Republicans are so dumb, they get played by the Dems every

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BREAKING: Is It Bigfoot or (my new theory) a Wookie?

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(Cue the Star Wars theme located at the end of the post)

The image was taken on October 24 by a game camera in Minnesota. The guys who took it are “not all that into bigfoot”. The photo has lead The Pink Flamingo to reassess her current theories about bigfoot. I think we are dealing with an invasion of Wookies! Let’s face it, the whole idea of bigfoot, Wookies, and UFOs just makes sense. The Wookies are invading planet Earth on UFOs and pretending to be bigfoots (bigfeet?).

Loren Coleman has more.

200912101210-bigfoot-picture-copy_ANXAFrankly, I think The Pink Flamingo’s new working theory is just as viable as anything else. I rather like the Wookie angle because it would point to the possibility of Han Solo buzzing around out there. Of course with my luck I’d be abducted by Jobba the Hutt instead of Han Solo.

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The New Science Fiction View of American Soldiers

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This post is dedicated to my brother, LTC Floyd R. Harris, United States Army (retired – sort of)

If you have been a life long devotee of science fiction like The Pink Flamingo, you may be familiar with patterns within the genre. One of the mos fascinating insights into American society can be observed by watching the way the American military, soldiers, and former soldiers are treated. The same can be said of the movie/television genre in general, but science fiction is usually ahead of the trend.

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At the end of World War II the American Soldier was the hero. He was Apple Pie, Jiltin’ Joe, and John Wayne all thrown into one great big hot dog with a flag and a fire-cracker for garnish. He could do no wrong. This same soldier protected us during the Cold War from the invasion of numerous alien hordes. By the mid-1960s things were taking a more sinister turn. Anti-war paranoia was in full spring. The American Soldier was now evil personified. He was a psychopathic baby killer, an object of paranoia and scorn, Rambo on a rampage.

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The only point of light in this grim hatred of the American Soldier was the swaggering, macho, heroic James T. Kirk, who personified every great myth of American legend.

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Warping into the 1970s when films were a nightmare from hell, one memorable portrayal of the military was George Peppard’s cardboard stiff character in Damnation Alley. We blew ourselves into evolutionary oblivion with the Planet of the Apes series. Then George Lucus and Steven Spielberg single handedly saved the movies. But, the Force was not with the military, and the Empire was evil.

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Glen Larson, who helped produce Star Trek Classic, wasn’t finished with the image of the American Soldier. Ronald Reagan was elected POTUS and a month later Thomas Sullivan Magnum single handedly began reforming the image of the former baby-killing Vietnam Vets. (sigh). Tom Selleck’s Republican leanings, Glen Larson, and Donald P. Bellisario began to reform the vile image of the American Soldier. Magnum, P. I. was a reflection of Ronald Reagan’s Republican spirit.

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There is no difference between Obama fans and Trekkies. Please, I am not trying to insult Trekkies, only making a point about the “Dear Leader” films and school plays.

Want to talk about crazy fans? That’s what we are dealing with. When I think of crazy fans, I always go back to one of those almost sacred moments of my life. Yes, I remember where I was, sitting on the edge of the bed in the Fedder’s bedroom with Karen Fedder and my sister. We weren’t very old, but our parents, who were having dinner consigned us to the bedroom to watch THEM. (FYI – Jerry Fedder and Lindsey were law partners).

Democrats think it is okay, which tells you something about them. My fellow Republicans are in a snit over the actions of a New Jersey elementary school. So am I. I’m furious about it. Or, I was furious, then I started remembering back when I was in the 4th or 5th grade and had a crush on some TV star. I refuse to mention the star or the TV show on the grounds that it might reveal how old I am.

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