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The image was taken on October 24 by a game camera in Minnesota. The guys who took it are “not all that into bigfoot”. The photo has lead The Pink Flamingo to reassess her current theories about bigfoot. I think we are dealing with an invasion of Wookies! Let’s face it, the whole idea of bigfoot, Wookies, and UFOs just makes sense. The Wookies are invading planet Earth on UFOs and pretending to be bigfoots (bigfeet?).
Frankly, I think The Pink Flamingo’s new working theory is just as viable as anything else. I rather like the Wookie angle because it would point to the possibility of Han Solo buzzing around out there. Of course with my luck I’d be abducted by Jobba the Hutt instead of Han Solo.
The Pink Flamingo sent an email to a friend who is into conspiracy theories. I suggested he try and beat this one! It doesn’t get any better than this one. We’re talking Ike, JFK, MM, UFOs, the Military Industrial Complex, and the CIA killing JFK! The only thing not in this one is where Elvis and MJ are now living!
It is a doozy.
Let’s try and get it straight. Marilyn Monroe was murdered because she was going to tell all she knew about JFK – and UFOs!
I told you it was good.
It gets even better. JFK was killed because he was investigating classified UFO files!
You can’t beat this one, I dare you to try!
“…The video goes on to show that there were three critical periods concerning President Kennedy’s efforts to gain access to classified UFO files. The first began in February 1961 with Kennedy’s Executive Order 10920 to place psychological warfare programs under the control of his national security team. Not long after, on June 28, 1961 Kennedy formally requested his Director of Central Intelligence (DCI) Allen Dulles to review the operations of a secretive group called MJ-12 as they related to Cold War psychological warfare plans.
“…Recently, the amount of UFO activity in China has been very high, and so far the Chinese government has not reacted in a hostile manner, nor has the local scientific culture rejected the phenomenon with the same energy that western science has rejected it.
This makes a fruitful ground for possible first contact. What is needed are three things: 1. A government that is neutral or open to the possibility; 2. A population that is unwilling and/or unable to react violently; 3. A scientific establishment that is not too arrogant to take advantage of the knowledge on offer….”